Turning the clocks back is the best kind of holiday, and I think it's an underrepresented one

You know what? Let's do Sunday again this week

The Secret Service is like, easily the least secret one

5 pm Tue, Oct 1 2024

I'm a beer coozy guy now

6 pm Thu, Jul 25 2024

You can tell a lot about a person by what they think you can tell a lot about a person by

7 pm Sat, May 4 2024

The answer to any question you can ask about music theory is ultimately "for someone's convenience, and not yours"

7 pm Wed, Apr 24 2024

I've always been a little uneasy with cheeseburgers being referred to as a 'sandwich'

4 pm Thu, Apr 18 2024

the only way out is up

6 pm Sat, Mar 16 2024

"I have troubles today that I did not have yesterday, I had troubles yesterday that I have not today"

Admission to the burning ruins 10¢

I wish there was a stronger tradition of journalists updating old articles to follow skeezy name changes

It'd be nice if, after knowingly financing terrorist organizations for 17 years, ING didn't get to just rebrand to Voya Financial and hide from searches

Look, I really like two hand tapping

what I think is going on is that *you* are uncomfortable with how fuckin' cool I look