The nice thing about a workout routine is days when you do fuck all are called "rest days"

6 pm Mon, Mar 24 2025

Prove you're a human:

put a lil' stank on it

there were some early years that were all about insisting people kickflip

9 pm Mon, Jan 27 2025

35 more years of rotating mattresses

10 pm Wed, Jan 15 2025

You can't dance a rock floor

6 am Sun, Jan 5 2025

Turning the clocks back is the best kind of holiday, and I think it's an underrepresented one

You know what? Let's do Sunday again this week

The Secret Service is like, easily the least secret one

5 pm Tue, Oct 1 2024

I'm a beer coozy guy now

6 pm Thu, Jul 25 2024

You can tell a lot about a person by what they think you can tell a lot about a person by

7 pm Sat, May 4 2024

The answer to any question you can ask about music theory is ultimately "for someone's convenience, and not yours"

7 pm Wed, Apr 24 2024