there were some early years that were all about insisting people kickflip

9 pm Mon, Jan 27 2025

35 more years of rotating mattresses

10 pm Wed, Jan 15 2025

You can't dance a rock floor

6 am Sun, Jan 5 2025

Turning the clocks back is the best kind of holiday, and I think it's an underrepresented one

You know what? Let's do Sunday again this week

The Secret Service is like, easily the least secret one

5 pm Tue, Oct 1 2024

I'm a beer coozy guy now

6 pm Thu, Jul 25 2024

You can tell a lot about a person by what they think you can tell a lot about a person by

7 pm Sat, May 4 2024

The answer to any question you can ask about music theory is ultimately "for someone's convenience, and not yours"

7 pm Wed, Apr 24 2024

I've always been a little uneasy with cheeseburgers being referred to as a 'sandwich'

4 pm Thu, Apr 18 2024

the only way out is up

6 pm Sat, Mar 16 2024