Jesus SharePoint, why am I specifying HTML tags in a JSON file

What is this cowboy bullshit?

Oh you'd like to make a field a hyperlink? Just uh

          {
            "elmType": "div",
            "attributes": {
              "class": "sp-card-displayColumnContainer"
            },
            "children": [
              {
                "elmType": "a",
                "attributes": {
                  "target": "_blank",
                  "href": "@currentField",
                  "title": "[$SharePointURL]",
                  "class": "ms-fontColor-neutralPrimary sp-card-content  sp-card-multiline"
                },
                "txtContent": "=if ([$SharePointURL] == '', '–', 'SharePoint')",
                "style": {
                  "-webkit-line-clamp": "2",
                  "height": "40px"
                }
              }
            ]
          },